December 2011
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“May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope...”
– Neil Gaiman (Dream dangerously, everyone.)
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Now that it's 2012, time to spend the day saying...
I haven't slept since last year
I haven't eaten since last year
I haven't been to the bathroom since last year
I haven't showered since last year
I haven't seen you since last year
I haven't been outside since last year
I haven't been on tumblr since...oh wait
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swagdemort: why are graveyards so noisy? because of all the coffin.
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itsgredandforge: when you open a new tab and immediately forget why
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Make your pin-up girl self.  →
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we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
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i wonder who came up with new years eve
like “hey guys let’s celebrate time” and everyone were like “wow great idea and fireworks are cool let’s do that too”
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foreheadtittaes: thisparadoxplace | foreheadtittaes: You know how the further back in time you go, the less defined it becomes? And that unless you are a history buff or an expert in a particular era past centuries sort of blend together in this undifferentiated mass called The Distant Past? Like, when most people think of the Middle Ages they just have this vague mental picture of kings and...
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It really bothers me when someone asks a serious question and they get a sarcastic, bitchy answer back.
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I lost 5 followers.
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“I thought I could breathe underwater when I was a kid. Every time I went to the...”
– Florence Welch (via spindling)
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Teacher: where's your homework
Me: why are you so obsessed with me
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Parents: get off the computer
Me: excuse me, I'm a professional blogger have more respect
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“One of my friends got arrested for dressing up as a chicken, walking into KFC...”
– Jack Whitehall (via postmix-lem0nade)
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[walks into chair]
me: sorry
chair:
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